A Positive Attitude

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A Positive Attitude

Postby Bob Lowe » Fri Mar 01, 2019 8:49 pm

After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, a fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.

He was in a hospital, in agonizing pain.

He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, and wires monitoring every function.

An absolutely stunning, gorgeous and incredibly sexy nurse hovering over him.

He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.

The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was a fighter pilot, she spoke to him softly, slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your boobs, then?"

And that, my friend, is a POSITIVE ATTITUDE :)
Good luck,
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Re: A Positive Attitude

Postby Tom H » Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:57 pm

Funny, funny. Need more humor in our lives and a positive attitude. Thanks for sharing.
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Re: A Positive Attitude

Postby Charlie0 » Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:17 am

I like it Bob! Will pass this one along.
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