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Postby Tom H » Sun May 27, 2018 4:19 pm

Police Stop at 2:00 A.M

A MAN 89 YEARS OF AGE, WAS STOPPED BY THE POLICE AROUND 1:30 TO 2 A.M. AND WAS ASKED WHERE HE WAS GOING AT THAT TIME OF NIGHT.

"I'M ON MY WAY TO A LECTURE ABOUT ALCOHOL ABUSE AND THE EFFECTS IT HAS ON THE HUMAN BODY, AS WELL AS SMOKING AND STAYING OUT LATE."

THE OFFICER ASKED, "REALLY? WHO'S GIVING THAT LECTURE AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT?"

HE REPLIED, "THAT WOULD BE MY WIFE.
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